My feeble attempt at writing comedy

Get it or you don't. Most likely the latter...

The HelpDesk - Brainstorming



So Far:



Clous, Adam says:

ok

Clous, Adam says:

look

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one thing in our sitcom

Clous, Adam says:

that must be constant

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is everyone at the HD must have some sort of nerdism about them

Duren, Dwight says:

in what ways?

Clous, Adam says:

just some sort of idea that is nerdy

Duren, Dwight says:

like being addicted to fig newtons

Clous, Adam says:

or

Duren, Dwight says:

and WOW

Clous, Adam says:

star wars

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and a mmorpg

Clous, Adam says:

correct

Duren, Dwight says:

that works

Duren, Dwight says:

we need to make the people who call all dumb as well

Clous, Adam says:

lol

Clous, Adam says:

yeah like *** reps

Duren, Dwight says:

and the HD must ridicule and belittle them with their superior useless intelligence

Clous, Adam says:

yeah

Duren, Dwight says:

I'd like to also make fun of walmart

Clous, Adam says:

ok

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Joke/Gag:

Maybe you should take a break. Go to lunch or something. Sometimes when I don't want to be at work, I go poop.

It gets me off the phone.



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Everyone likes sex, it's like ice cream!



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Dialogue:



1: What's the sexiest thing a girl has ever done for you?

2: I don't know, walk around in nothing but shoes...

1: What kind of shoes did she have on?

2: Some watershoes

1: I hate to break it to you my friend, but there's nothing sexy about water shoes.



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Cafeteria needs to be Roasted as well:



Non-Sequitor->



1: Excuse me, ma'am, do you have any sweet tea?

2: No, we have unsweetened tea. But, we do have strawberry milk

*Pause*

1: What?

2: We have unsweetened tea. But, we do have strawberry milk

1: I'm sorry, but that doesn't follow

2: I'mma need you to watch yo tone!



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Nerdy Game: City of Heroes or like League of Sidekicks...



talking stuff on the game



1: I'm going to pwn you.

2: Fuck you! Oh yea you're gonna pwn me...not

1: Well played, a "not" joke...what are you 11?

2: yea

1: Oh.